搞笑的英语名人名言

31、牛逼总是比衣服还潮流，旧款还没过时呢，新款就出来了。

Cow force is always better than clothes trend， the old one is not yet out of date， new came out。

32、我正被川大强奸着，现在我唯一能做的就是最大限度地把姿势摆对！

I was being sichuan rapes， now the only thing I can do is to maximize the pendulum to pose！

33、现在找对象一定要看仔细一些，因为现在不男不女的人太多了！

Now find object must watch carefully， because not too many people for a man not a woman now！

34、日出只要在日落前出现就好，上课只要在下课前到达就好。

The sunrise as long as before sunset emergence good， have a class as long as arrive before class。

35、我不喜欢只和一个女人上很多次床，而是喜欢和很多女人只上一次床。

I don't like and a woman on a lot of time in bed only， but love and a lot of women only the bed。

36、网上自古无娇娘，残花败柳一行行，偶有几对鸳鸯鸟，也是野鸡配色狼。

Online without marked since ancient times， stray flower defeated willow line by line， occasionally a few couple birds， and pheasants with sex maniac。