搞笑英语名言

11、穿低胸装还拿手挡着，太没公德心了。

Wear low-cut outfit also blocked with specialty， too not public-spiritedness。

12、暗恋是成功的哑剧，说出来就成了悲剧！

Unrequited love is successful pantomime， say it is a tragedy！

13、我也想好好学习啊，可是一回家电脑就勾引我。

I also want to study well， but a home computer can seduce me。

14、女子无才便是德，我想我一定是太缺德了。

Innocence is the virtue for women。 I think I must be too wicked。

15、床，你放开我，不要这样子，我还要上学哇。

Bed， you let me go， don't like this， I have to go to school wow。

16、在这个考试月里，都不要直呼我的姓名，请叫我过儿。

In this test months， don't call my name， please call me lead son。

17、成绩你就是个贱人，总是挑拨我们和爸妈的关系。

Performance is a bitch， you always provoke our relationship with my parents。

18、为什么别人看到我就想吐啊，是不是因为我太帅了。

Why do others see I just want to vomit， is it because I'm too handsome。

19、总觉得自己的性格不适合上班，只适合拿工资。

Always feel that his character is not suitable for work， only suitable for wages。

20、麻麻说我叛逆期怎么整她，她更年期就怎么整我。

Mommy said I how rebellious period the whole her， her menopause I gonna get it。