愚人节英文整人短信

1、由于“和平”号坠落，为防止损坏你的手机，请关机一周以保安全！

Due to the "peace" to fall， to prevent damage to your phone， please turn off a week to secure！

2、下岗男工不回头，手拿两个大斧头；碰见大款一声吼，该出手时就出手。

Laid-off men don't look back， with two big axes； Run into a big style with a roar， the moves when it's necessary to make moves。

3、英语绕口令测试：将peace-war-found快速地重复念三遍，流利且不出错者证明英语口语高超。

English tongue twister test： will peace - war - found repeated quickly read three times， fluent and no error proof the spoken English skill。

4、曾经有一份真诚的爱情我没有珍惜，等到失去后才追悔莫及。如果再给我一次机会，我会对那个女孩说四个字：离我远点！

There was a sincere love I did not cherish， until after losing to regret。 If give me a chance， I will said to the girl three words： stay away from me！

5、当你看到这条短信息，恭喜你，你已经从99个竞争者中脱颖而出，你赢得了我的爱，要出来庆祝一下吗？愚人节快乐！

When you see this message， congratulations， you have 99 competitors from， you won the love， I want to come out to celebrate？ Happy April fool's day！

6、愚人节到了，祝天下愚人大智若愚，愚者更愚，愚得快乐，愚得其所。祝愚人们愚人节快乐。

April fool's day is coming， I wish the world the wisest man often seems stupid fool， fool is more foolish， happy fool， it is a fool。 ZhuYu people happy April fool's day。

7、曾有一分真挚的爱，我没珍惜，失去才后悔莫及，若能再来，我会说：我爱你。若要选表白时间，我希望是：愚人节！

There was a true love， I didn't treasure， lost only regret， if can come again， I would say： I love you。 If you want to choose， I hope is： April fool's day！

8、亲爱的，我又开始想你了，我对你的爱每天都在巨增，因为有人告诉我：猪肉涨价了，你能卖个好价钱！

Dear of， I started missing you again， my love to you everyday at huge increase， because someone tell me： pork markup， you can sell a good price！

9、你帅呆了，酷毙了，简直无法比喻了，你头顶锅盖手拎白菜，总以为自己是东方不败，其实你是傻瓜二代！

You handsome， cool， and can't parables， you head pot hand carry cabbage， always think oneself is east don't hurt， in fact you are a fool the second generation！

10、通知：明天上头领导下来检查工作，各同事请按要求统一着装，男士：西装领带短裤拖鞋；女士：泳装西裤皮鞋！

Notice： tomorrow above leadership inspection work， each colleague dressing， as required， please man： suit tie shorts slippers； Ms： swimsuit trousers for leather shoes！