英语搞笑句子

1、人家夸，一朵花；自己夸，人笑话。

People praise, a flower; they praise, people laugh.

2、好汉做事干到底，好马登程跑到头。

A good man does everything to the end, and a good horse runs to the end.

3、一根筷子容易折，十根筷子硬如铁。

One chopstick folds easily, ten chopsticks are as hard as iron.

4、十年窗下无人问，一举成名天下知。

No one asked under the window for ten years, and it became famous all over the world.

5、勤是摇钱树，俭是聚宝盆。

Diligence is a cash cow, and thrift is a treasure trough.

6、擒龙要下海，打虎要上山。

Catching dragons is to go to sea and fighting tigers is to go up the hill.

7、自己做错不算数，别人做错打**。

It doesn\'t matter what you do wrong, others do wrong spanking.

8、一千个嘴把式，顶不上一个手把式。

A thousand mouthholds, not one handleholds.

9、人到四十五，正是出山虎。

When people reach 45, it is the mountain tiger.

10、受恩深处宜先退，得意浓时便可休。

It is better to retreat from the depths of gratitude, and then rest when you are proud.