搞笑英文句子大全

1、先钉桩子后系驴，先撒窝子后钓鱼。

First nail the stake, then tie the donkey, first scatter the nest and then fish.

2、人不缺地的工，地不缺人的粮。

No man lacks land for his work and no man\'s food for his land.

3、再甜的甘蔗不如糖，再亲的婶子不如娘。

Sugar is not as sweet as sugar, and aunt is not as sweet as mother.

4、入门休问荣枯事，观看容颜便得知。

When you get to the door, you will find out when you look at your face.

5、好铁要经三回炉，好书要经百回读。

Good iron goes through three hearths and good books go through a hundred.

6、杂草铲除要趁早，孩儿教育要从小。

Weeds should be eradicated as early as possible and children should be educated from an early age.

7、姑舅亲，辈辈亲，打断骨头连着筋。

Uncles and relatives, from generation to generation, broke the bones and tendons.

8、自己做错不算数，别人做错打**。

It doesn\'t matter what you do wrong, others do wrong spanking.

9、桃三杏四梨五年，葡萄两年就换钱。

Peaches, apricots and pears are five years old, and grapes change money in two years.

10、家人说话耳旁风，外人说话金字经。

Family members speak indifferently, while outsiders speak in golden scriptures.